i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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