Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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