Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
he had hair everywhere except his balls
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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