My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
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Wipe that smile off your face.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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