I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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