Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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