So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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