What a fucking waste of an outfit
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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