Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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