8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
