It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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