I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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