Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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