We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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