so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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