I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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