Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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