On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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