After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Everyone says I win the strip club
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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