So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
