4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I'm going to jail i love you
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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