Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
