okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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