Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Damn victory sex feels great
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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