he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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