Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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