I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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