i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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