how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
she pinky promised me she was 18
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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