He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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