Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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