So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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