I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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