It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
The power of my boobs compel you
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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