Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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