I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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