THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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