im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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