Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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