the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Vodka?
Forever.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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