one two three fourrrrnication!
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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