I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
They have beer where we have blood.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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