Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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