I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Dignity is for republicans.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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