Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
