you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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