I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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