my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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