if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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