Sponge bath it is.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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