It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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