She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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