think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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