I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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