Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
