Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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